The Witch is on her way

the weather in Manhattan has been very strange today.

i went to get a famous bowl (today was the last day) and it started hailing and pouring rain. the sky looked like one from a horror/sci-fi film. i wanted to lasso a tornado like Pecos Bill.

no luck, no tornado, lots of rain.

Bill thinks my posts are too short, but i am just a simple man...

stupid is as stupid does

I've Never Even Left The States...

I have never been outside of the boundaries of the United States. I have never even left the continental 48.

This morning I was woken up by an acquaintance calling me to ask if I was ok. Of course, I thought. I'm lying in bed just waking up in the middle of my spring break.

Apparently, someone posing as me on my facebook account was claiming that I had been mugged in London and needed money sent to me to get home. This was startling. I then had another friend call me asking the same thing.

I have no clue who did this or how, but I do not need any money, unless you want to give me some.

Good bye facebook, for now. I am taking a vacation.

Not to London...